Are you sick of using your mum’s bathroom as a backdrop to your pouty Instagram selfies? Do you want to take your narcissistic social media shit-baggery to the next level?
Well, fear not, because now you can give the impression of being the kind of wanker who poses with bottles of champagne on private jets without actually having to own one. It’s the perfect solution.
This guy is not actually flying on a private jet, he’s just pretending. Credit: Private Jet Studio
Yes, that’s right – Russian company Private Jet Studio is offering social media users the opportunity to spend a sizeable amount of money in order to sit on a private jet and have a few photos taken, so that they can give their followers the illusion of having an even moresizeable amount of money. Even though they actually don’t.
Struggling to get your head around that? Don’t worry, me too.
For £185 ($244) you can spend two hours posing your heart out on a grounded private jet, while a photographer snaps away.
Prefer a video? No sweat. That’ll be £300 ($396).
There’s even a team of hair and make-up artists on hand to take your Instagram deception to the next level.
Here are some examples of what you could achieve:
If you love getting your photo taken, then who knows? Maybe it’s right up your street.
On the other hand, if you go full Chandler Bing any time there’s a camera within a 100-metre radius, it would probably be best to give this one a miss.